The Legacy of Infamous Studios
Infamous Studios release 25.999.xx
Previous Release: Infamous Studios 1.1.0
These are the release notes for Infamous Studios version 25.999. Read them carefully, as they explain the origin of this website and its contents, and what to do if you go insane by the end of this piece of literature.
What is Infamous Studios?
Infamous Stuidos is an independent filmmaking studio. It has been described, multiple times, by third parties, as being gifted with the quality of awesome. It has also been referred to once as truly holding the quality of insanity, although that statement is irrelevant. It is a small upstart of a filming studio currently headquartered in St. Louis, Missouri, although the accuracy of that statement is questionable. It has been rumored more than once that Infamous Studios truly exists in another deminsion, transmitting its data into our dimension in order to distract humans while it plots to take over four-dimensional universe familiar to the general public. However, that proposition has been continually refuted by its head director and producer for years. This is interesting to note, since the studio has only been up and running for a few months. Infamous Studios is maintained by its megar staff, with fleeting assistance from a loosely-knit band of rogue actors from across the galaxy. It aims towards compliance with nothing, and is not distributed under the GNU General Public Liscense.
UNDERSTANDING our goal:
Our goal can simply be summed up in a single idea: we have no goal. We simply produce video-based and web-based strangeness for the good of the public, as long as we don't get tired of it.
PUTTING INFAMOUS STUDIOS TO WORK:
You have the ability to use this studio for your own benifit simply by enjoying this site and the data it contains.
HOW you can help:
You can help us by simply enjoying this site and appreciating the films which it contains, regardless of their quality, or lack thereof. Also, donations in increments of 1 million Republic Credits are appreciated, although they are useless.
WHAT to do if you are losing sanity by this point:
We apologize for any loss of sanity caused by the viewing of this website, though in particular this page. If you find yourself lacking sanity at this point, please do not panic. Loss of sanity is temporary (we hope), and can be fixed by typing [Alt]+[Ctrl]+[Del] at your mental prompt. You may be warned that rebotting will cause short-term and long-term memory loss; proceed anyway.
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